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sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

OMFG. THIIIIIIISSSSSSS

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   Reminds me of a friend.

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    This is totally unrelated to any of the stuff I usually post about, but is funny as hell.

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    credit to larissa for pointing the out to me. omg.

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    DO IT AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER, MORE FORWARD PLACE. YOU NEED TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BOTANICAL WORLD WITH YOUR...

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    I AM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE NOW IT IS MY SPIRIT FLOWER AND I WILL PLANT A GARDEN OF AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD IRISES AND...

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    WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR. THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

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    Can’t. Breathe. Cannot. Fucking. Breathe. Lost ability to can.

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    She stomps into the room. Drags Lily out of her chair and tosses her directly onto Arran. And then gallivants off,...

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    I AM AND I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW.

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    HARPY ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING? BECAUSE I AM CHOKING OVER HERE.

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