You don't say that out loud.

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Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t feign illness right now and go home to enjoy this day. =_=;

notexactly:
Oh, God.
notthatkindagay:

peterwknox:

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,
Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever one was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”
Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.
On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.
Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.
We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.
We’re raising Hell, man.
THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

That’s marketing, man.

YES

Oh, God.
notthatkindagay:

peterwknox:

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever one was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

That’s marketing, man.

YES

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hello-kitty:

Hello Kitty sushi/bento boxes. ^O^ - Submitted by angeleekaaa

I would like this for lunch everyday.

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geekwithswag:

My Netflix queue is going mostly 80’s this month. I’ve never seen any of these movies, cept E.T. when I was very small. Time to get this done! Going for comedies with Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy. List isn’t complete so bring on recommendations.

I see you have some Monty Python in there. I would suggest - if you haven’t already seen it - Something Completely Different. It’s definitely one of my faves. :)

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notexactly:

Sorry, guise, this is what I meant to reblog earlier.
aceofcups:

fuckyeahtattoos:

Me and my girlfriend got these tattooed the day we met.

todays our anniversary. i’m glad she still likes me.

(if you don’t know what they are, its internet hugs)

(windowwaves)

WHO THE FUCK GETS TATTOOS THE DAY THEY MEET?!

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that.

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I’d really love to have this hanging in my office somewhere. >;)

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Despite Halloween being over, I think these will be making an appearance at the next weeknight dinner event.

“Bloody brain shooter cocktail recipe. It uses a little lime juice to curdle some Irish cream that you apply to the shot with a straw to make brain-like strands. Add a touch of grenadine “blood” for a final touch.”

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